Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Bonus points if it’s the kids of the snake from the zoo.
'My mum always spoke kindly of you for freeing her'
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*
"no christmas is coming"